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شنبه 23 بهمن 1389-09:18 ب.ظ


چرا؟ چرا؟ چرا؟...
من که نتونستم جواب بدم
شما چطور؟



1
.چرا تو شهروند چشم میدوزن به سبد همدیگه؟

2.چرا از تو ماشین پوست پرتغال می ریزن بیرون؟
3.چرا تو اتوبان وقتی به ماشین جلویی می رسند چراغ میدن؟

4.چرا وقتی می رن شلوار بخرن مغازه های کفش فروشی رو هم 

5.نگاه می کنن؟

6.چرا قبل از ازدواج دنبال پول طرف مقابلن نه اخلاقش؟

7.چرا بعد از ازدواج دنبال اخلاق طرف مقابلن نه پولش؟

8.چرا همه دوست دارن از این کشور برن؟

9.چرا اونهایی که رفتن می خوان برگردن؟

10.چرا روز پدر همه لباس زیر کادو می خرند؟

11.چرا باجناقها هیچوقت از هم خوششون نمیاد؟

12.چرا زنها نمیتونن ماشین پارک کنن؟

13.چرا تو مهمونی اگه موز بخورن بی کلاسیه ولی سیب و 

پرتغال نه؟

14.چرا هر رابطه ای یا باید مخفی باشه یا به ازدواج ختم بشه؟

15.چرا اگه دوستمون ماشین و خونه بخره ما چشمامون در میاد؟

16.چرا سه تار سه تا تار نداره؟

17.چرا اکثر ماشینها تو ایران یا سفیدن یا سیاه یا نقره ای؟

18.چرا نمیشه با کت و شلوار کتونی پوشید؟

19.چرا ترکها نمیتونن با هم فارسی صحبت کنن؟

20.چرا زنها وقتی ابرو بر می دارن روحیشون بهتر میشه؟(چه 

21.ربطی داره ابرو با روحیه؟

22.چرا زنها وقتی رژلب می زنن گردنشون رو به سمت آینه 

دراز می کنن؟

23.چرا موقع پخش صحبتهای رئیس جمهور زیرنویس تبلیغاتی 

نمی ذارن؟

24.چرا مردم تو تاکسی راجع به سیاست صحبت میکنن؟

25.چرا وقتی یه چیزی خوبه میخایم صاحابش بشیم؟

26.چرا وقتی خانومها به تقاطع می رسن بجای ترمز رو گاز 

فشار میارن؟

27.چرا قسمت مردانه اتوبوس بزرگتر از قسمت زنانه است؟

28.چرا تو اتوبان دست انداز میذارن؟

29.چرا پشت کامیونها شعر می نویسن?

30.چرا سر عقد عروس دفعه سوم میگه بله؟

31.چرا با اینکه همه فضولند از فضولی بدشون میاد؟

32.چرا مردها ترجیح میدن گم شن اما آدرس نپرسن؟

33.چرا با پیتزا دوغ نمیخورن؟

34چرا زنها سالوادور و فارسی 1 رو از شوهراشون بیشتر 

میبینند؟

35.چرا انقدر حواست پرت شده که نفهمیدی از شماره 32 

بلافاصله پریدم شماره 35؟

36.چرا انقدر ساده ای که الان رفتی دوباره بالا شماره 32 تا 35 

رو دیدی؟

37. چرا به چشماتم شک داری ها ؟! چرا





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